Loke E. Coyote Euterpe Terpshichore Pan Dionysus Bob Dobbs
  Loke E. Coyote Euterpe Terpshichore Pan Dionysus Bob Dobbs

  Now as I told you before: we are Loke E. Coyote.
  And not only do we have the funky Pagan groove
  that'll make your funky Pagan feet move,
  not only do we have songs with lyrics about subjects
  near and dear to all of our hearts, like
  gettin naked and dancin around a fire bangin on drums
  runnin off Jehova's Witnesses and drinking mead,
  not only do we have a killer website at wiccabilly.com,
  but we got our own god and goddess chant.
  Now when was the last time you heard of a band
  with their own god and goddess chant?
  Now you may say to me:
  "Hey, uh, Trickster, I heard you chantin something a while back
   but I didn't quite catch it. Would you mind runnin thru it one
   more time for me please?"

  Loke E. Coyote Euterpe Terpshichore Pan Dionysus Bob Dobbs
  Loke E. Coyote
  That's us. From Loki the Norse god of mischief
  Loki who was able to convince Thor the thunder god
  to dress in drag
  and Coyote, the Trickster
  who figures prominently in many Native American tales.
  Coyote, spirit guide of Homer Simpson.

  Loke E. Coyote Euterpe Terpshichore
  Now the ancient Greeks personified the arts
  as gods and goddesses known as muses.
  The ones we are concerned with here are
  Euterpe, the goddess of music
  and Terpsichore, the goddess of dance.

  Loke E. Coyote Euterpe Terpshichore Pan Dionysus
  Ah Pan! Favorite of my personal deities! Pan!
  Horned God of the forests and fields
  who plays his pipes in the moonlight. Pan!
  Who loves animals and women...
  altho in very different ways.
  And Dionysus, the god of revelry!
  Dionysus who traveled from one end of the land to the other
  just so he could spread the secret of making wine.
  I like to give thanks to him each and every day.

  Loke E. Coyote Euterpe Terpshichore Pan Dionysus Bob Dobbs
  Bob Dobbs, of the Church of the Subgenius
  Bob Dobbs, the divine drilling equipment salesman
  Bob Dobbs!
  Who gives us such words of wisdom as:
  "the more ridiculous it looks
   the more important it probably is."
  And friends and neighbors, brothers and sisters
  based on that divine revelation, Loke E. Coyote
  is the most important band you will probably ever hear

  Loke E. Coyote Euterpe Terpshichore Pan Dionysus Bob Dobbs
  Loke E. Coyote Euterpe Terpshichore Pan Dionysus Bob Dobbs

  Now you write down that Loke E. Coyote chant
  and take it home with you
  light up a couple candles, maybe a bundle of sage
  and you do the Loke E. Coyote chant for a while
  see if something weird doesn't happen to you