I look at my calendar the number says thirteen
  I wanna do some socializing, you know what I mean
  so I put on some freaky clothes and then I'm headed out
  to meet up with my Pagan friends at Pagan Night Out

  Pagan Night Out, Pagan Night Out
  gonna scream and shout because it's Pagan Night Out
  Pagan Night Out, Pagan Night Out
  telling everyone about Pagan Night Out

  maybe you're a fortune teller or a basket weaver
  and you been sitting home alot and you got cabin fever
  well don't you bellyache about it, don't you whine and pout
  just get your act together, come to Pagan Night Out

  Pagan Night Out, Pagan Night Out
  everyone comes out because it's Pagan Night Out
  Pagan Night Out, Pagan Night Out
  telling everyone about Pagan Night Out

  it don't take no Albert Einstein, don't take no Carl Sagan
  to know you'll have a good time at a party full of Pagans
  the bartenders all love us cause we drink a lot of beer
  it's a dozen of my favorite parties of the year

  Pagan Night Out, Pagan Night Out
  we drink alot of stout because it's Pagan Night Out
  Pagan Night Out, Pagan Night Out
  telling everyone about Pagan Night Out

  hanging out at PNO, drinking with the witches
  I hear the latest Jesus joke, it's leaving me in stitches
  and no one here's embarrassed to be scratching where it itches
  and if you get them drunk enough a few might drop their britches

  Pagan Night Out, Pagan Night Out
  good times are had no doubt because it's Pagan Night Out
  Pagan Night Out, Pagan Night Out
  telling everyone about Pagan Night Out

  come out if you're a Druid, come out if you're a Wiccan
  come out if you're a Heathen, the party will be kickin
  bring your guru, bring your shaman, bring your priestesses and priests
  it's ok to bring your children but they don't allow no beasts

  Pagan Night Out, Pagan Night Out
  gonna scream and shout because it's Pagan Night Out
  Pagan Night Out, Pagan Night Out
  everyone comes out because it's Pagan Night Out
  Pagan Night Out, Pagan Night Out
  we drink alot of stout because it's Pagan Night Out
  Pagan Night Out, Pagan Night Out
  good times are had no doubt because it's Pagan Night Out
  Pagan Night Out, Pagan Night Out
  telling everyone about Pagan Night Out
  telling everyone about Pagan Night Out