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Pagan Paradise

Lyrics: Trickster
Music: Weird Al Yankovic
Suggested by: Guy Paganus

Trickster: vocals, etc

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party on dudes!

  as I walk on the planet where I harness my brain
  I take a look at my friends and realize they're very sane
  but that's just perfect for a Pagan like me
  you know I shun nasty things like animosity
  at 4:30 in the morning I'm playing drums
  sweet Diana always dances til sunup comes
  cool! and we've been drumming and dancing so long
  that a cooler full of food and my mead is all gone
  I'm a man of the land I'm into discipline
  got a whip in my hand and a ring in my chin
  and if my cards look good and the stars form a perfect trine
  then tonite I gonna party with some women, song and wine

  we been living up our lives living in a Pagan paradise
  learned from my brother once or twice living in a Pagan paradise
  we don't hold no sacrifice living in a Pagan paradise
  we trade herbs at discount price living in a Pagan paradise

  my karma just kicked me in the butt last week
  but I knew I had it coming so I didn't freak
  I really don't mind, in fact it's just as well
  cause the Law of Threes beats spending eternity in Hell
  and I eat lunch in a forest cause I feel I deserve it
  a Pagan with a tree, you know there's a herd of it
  I sometimes wear horns and I got a cool staff
  and the witches agree I really look good skyclad
  cool! if you come to visit you'll be moved to tears
  we've been keeping time with Stonehenge for thousands of years
  but we ain't really saints so please don't point and stare
  we're just psychologically repaired

  there's no phone, no lights, no motor car, not a single luxurie
  like Robinson Caruso it's as primitive as can be
  we been living up our lives living in a Pagan paradise
  witches, priests and Druid guys living in a Pagan paradise
  there's no time for hate and frights living in a Pagan paradise
  we don't fight we all play nice living in a Pagan paradise

  calling up energy, burning cones of fire
  raised a cone at Beltane, soon we'll raise one higher
  tired of the righteous? think you've had your fill?
  well you know the Rede says an it harm none, do as thou will
  I'm the joyous guy the little Pan-cakes wanna be like
  on my feet scoring partners for the Great Rite
  we don't complain cause the woods smell piney
  and my brothers n I like to keep our medievil armor shiney

  we been living up our lives living in a Pagan paradise
  we do rituals and rites living in a Pagan paradise
  we all chant by candle light living in a Pagan paradise
  you might think it's outta sight living in a Pagan paradise

  (toning) YEAH!!

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