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well Jesus Christ served up some loaves and fishes he turned water into wine and it was delicious he wore a lampshade on his head like a thorny crown yeah, Jesus Christ, he liked to party down he used to play hackysack and skinny dip in the creek he was a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan freak well Jesus had a chalice called the Holy Graille he used wafers and wine for his cakes and ale he had a dozen brothers help to spread his lovin' Jesus makes thirteen, hmmm... sounds like a coven he had magickal powers and a certain mystique he was a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan freak well Jesus went to the temple, they wuz stonin' some chick he said "if you never sinned, you can toss the first brick" well a rock come a'flyin', knocked him flat on his ass Jesus say "Mama, you're a barrel of laughs!" she nailed him again when he turned the other cheek he was a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan freak well Mary Magdalene was a prostitute she say "I'll rub your feet if you take off your boots" Jesus said "Mary, do you think we're compatable?" Magdalena say "Jesus, you're a party animal!" he started speaking in tongues and she dug his technique he was a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan freak well Pontious Pilate was a Roman pig Jesus gave him the message, but he just couldn't dig Jesus said "peace and love and blessed be!" Pilate said "nail that hippie's ass to a tree!" Jesus said "I guess this just ain't my week!" he was a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan freak well they burried Jesus in a big old cave they used a gigantic boulder to seal up his grave Jesus woke up, he rolled away the stone all his friends come a'callin', Jesus wasn't at home the found him behind the rock, taking a leak he was a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan freak well Jesus may be a god, but he isn't unique cause he's a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan freak |
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