hey!
  ho!
  let's go!
  oh noooooooooo!

  prisoner of sex, marital
  report! you have a visitor
  maybe it'll be conjugal
  no, sorry, it's the inquisitor

  (chorus)

    she's here to teach you a song
    and you better not put up a fight
    cause when everybody else is wrong
    only she can be right
    it's a honka-honka third degree burning love
    it's a question and answer session
    it's a good cop, bad cop, helping hand, shove
    right into a pan of hot Wesson

  go down the hall and into the cell
  wait for the iron maiden
  for here on Earth there is a hell
  and it's Torquemada you're datin'
  you can prove to her you're innocent
  by perishing in the fire
  but if you survive she'll have you killed
  since you're obviously a liar

  (chorus)

  (bridge)

    alright, let's begin 
    the cross examination
    if you won't confess to the sin
    you're here for the duration
    perhaps it would help a bit my dear
    if I clarify you position
    you aren't on trial here my boy,
    THIS IS AN INQUISITION!

  logic and facts won't help you my friend
  no matter how true your story
  for she is your executioner
  expert witness and judge and jury
  and all the time she's stretching the truth
  she's stretching you on the rack
  her hospitality vile and uncouth
  til only your jaw has  Slack

  (chorus)

  it's a good cop, bad cop, helping hand shove
  it's a honka-honka third degree burning love
  it's a good cop, bad cop, helping hand shove
  it's a honka-honka third degree burning love