my girlfriend's a lesbian biker
  don't you question my mental health
  cause I'll tell you one better
  is when I first met her
  I couldn't believe it myself
  no I could not believe it myself

  my girlfriend's a lesbian biker
  and I know that's a mighty strange tale
  but our philosphy
  and our interests agree
  and we both prefer sex with females
  yeah we like some feminine tail

  sometimes when we pick up a woman
  if she's straight then she'll come home with me
  her and Jill get it on
  if she's a lesbeeyon
  if she's bi then it's fun for all three
  yessiree!
  if she's bi then it's her, Jill and me

  my girlfriend's a lesbian biker
  we're a couple of Pagans to boot
  yeah we like  baiting Christians
  with their own superstitions
  then we duck out before they can shoot
  they got guns
  so we duck out before they can shoot

  my girlfriend's a lesbian biker
  it's a wonder how we got together
  she's a bitch on a bike
  she's a hog riding dyke
  with a faint smell of oil and leather
  Marvel Mystery Oil and leather

  my girlfriend's a lesbian biker
  and you'd best wipe that smirk off your face
  cause we don't want no trouble
  but if you burst our bubble
  she'll kick every ass in this place
  yes she will!
  she will kick every ass in this place