How Much Does teX-Day Cost?

Perhaps a better question would be "how big a price are you willing to pay if you DON'T go to teX-Day?". When the Xists arrive to save us all at teX-Day and destroy the Earth, what good will a little extra CHUMP CHANGE do you? You'll be spending that cash on FALSE SLACK while we watch the Earth crumble and shrink in our rear view mirrors.

But of course, Bob is a salesman, and he's always ready to tell you how much dinero your salvation will cost.

Due to certain savings in teX-Day expenses, we've REDUCED TICKET PRICES!! That's right! Ticket prices used to go up every few months, all the way to $55, but now tickets are ONLY $25 if you buy them in advance. Those of you who already paid more than $25 for tickets will get a REFUND!! Tickets will be $30 at the gate. Sure, that's higher than the $25 advanced purchase cost, because we don't feel like having a zillion $5 bills on hand to make change, but it's REDUCED from the original $40 gate price. Buy early and don't sweat it.

If you have a band with a big fan base and think you can sell enough tickets to your loyal groupies to justify us letting you in for free, you can buy a discount 20 pack of tickets from us and sell them at full price to your fans, thereby covering the price of your own admission. No refunds on unsold tickets.

(BTW, we were joking about the February 29th $5 special rate)